Laughter In the First Degree!

Central New York

Dangerous Variety

THE DANGEROUS VARIETY

Welcome to 1961 and Club Polska where tonight local radio station WSKI will be recording their popular variety show The Hunky Dory Hour! You plan to laugh it up like always but the manager of the sausage factory where you work has mysteriously died and rumors flying around Kielbasi Park say it might be the notorious Pierogi Killer! But they’re just rumors, right? You’re not worried. The Impressive Sausage Company is sending their best man and if you can’t trust a corporate fixer, who can you trust?
Thursdays, March 14, 21, 28; April 4, 11, 18, at 7pm

THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807 (Call after 4pm)
info@syracusespaghetti.com

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Friday and Saturday, March 22 and 23, at 6:30pm
Sunday, March 24, at 3:30pm

CORTLAND REPERTORY THEATER
Cortland, NY
800-427-6160
cortlandrep.org

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Saturday, March 30, 7pm
Fridays, April 5 and 19, 7pm

BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com

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Saturday, April 6, 6pm
DRYDEN ROTARY F/R
Dryden Veteran’s Memorial Home
Dryden, NY
rotaryclubofdryden.org
Deadly Inheritance

Deadly Inheritance

The Matriarch of a wealthy family is gravely ill and wishing to settle her estate. First, her long lost younger son must be declared officially dead. That’s where the fun begins! Join in as you and the other intensely greedy relatives gather to memorialize “Little Dickie” and battle for position to receive the lion’s share of the family’s $13 billion fortune. Be careful at this gathering, however, the next memorial could be for you.

Saturday, April 13, 7pm
TRADITIONS HOTEL & SPA
Johnson City, NY
607-797-2381

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Thursday, May 9, 16, and 23; June 6, 13, and 20, 7pm
THE SPAGHETTI WAREHOUSE
Syracuse, NY
315-475-1807
info@syracusespaghetti.com
Florence

DEAD SILENT:  Florence of Moravia

It’s 1927 and local radio personality Nevelle Haspin invites you to the broadcast of a gala reception for silent film diva Lorraine Bowes who is making a film portraying hometown hero and notorious WWI spy Florence Goode a.k.a. Hata Mahma. Joining Lorraine will be her leading man, if he’s sober, Roland DeHay, and Lorraine’s agent, Harold “Hawk” Toohey. Arriving without an invitation is nationally syndicated gossip columnist Helena Handbasquet. Be careful. These celebrities autograph with poisoned pens.
Saturday, April 27, 6:30pm
THE VIEW ARTS CENTER
Old Forge, NY
315-369-6411
www.viewarts.org
Dead Meat

DEAD MEAT

The Tortellini Corner Market is small but proud with a distinctive fragrance, just like its owner, Papa Tortellini. Lately, life is “notta so good” for Papa. Supermarket giant Price Slasher has him in its cross-hairs as does Harry Graft, the health inspector, Mama Celeste, his wife, as well as some other shady characters. Mama mia! Papa’s counting on you and the other loyal employees of the market to come through. Don’t be late for the meeting. Papa will put the “evil eye” on you!
Friday, May 3, 7pm
ROME ELKS LODGE
Rome, NY
315-886-1792

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Fridays, May 10 and 17, 7pm
BEARDSLEE CASTLE
Little Falls, NY
315-823-3000
info@beardsleecastle.com