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Hedleylamarr Raid Chat
[15:17:42] [R] [80:Iserenityl:2]: hey men , u think i choice to move in lave ? the mobs push me in the fucking lave.. so stop bugging me whit this
Comment: Skyblazer's Sarth 16+0
Krakyn Darkmoon Faire
[Painbow] says: so
[Painbow] says: you're violating the terms of use policy
[Painbow] says: do you want to get suspended or are you going to dismount now?
[Painbow] says: [https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/ingame-and-forum-conduct]
[Painbow] says: You may encounter players that steal resource nodes, lead monsters to new areas, or block access to NPCs or other in-game objects. Our GM team will not intervene in these situations, unless the offending player commits one of the violations listed above.
[Painbow] says: report the guy
[Painbow] says: he's going to get susended
[Painbow] says: AHAHAH that loser tried to stop me?
[Painbow] says: [Darkmoon Ring-Flinger]
[Painbow] says: [Triumphant Turtle Tossing]
W from [Painbow]: dude
W from [Painbow]: you need to stop blocking crap you boring loser
W from [Painbow]: I'll CALL blizzard on the phone if I have to
W from [Painbow]: you think you can do what you want in this game?
[Painbow] says: hey >Krakyn<
[Painbow] says: you're going to get suspended again
[Painbow] says: aren't you?
[Painbow] says: Yeah! You are!
[Painbow] says: You may encounter players that steal resource nodes, lead monsters to new areas, or block access to NPCs or other in-game objects. Our GM team will not intervene in these situations, unless the offending player commits one of the violations listed above.
[Painbow] says: Yeah. It's funny breaking the rules and getting suspended.
[Painbow] says: I just showed you the rules and you think they don't apply to you.
[Painbow] says: That's going to look worse for you when a GM looks at the ticket.
Comment: "Our GM team will not intervene"
Hellsjudge Guild
[R] [80:Urglurk:1]: can I get a summon, I am in org and my hearth is down
[80:Urglurk:1]: Level 80 Troll Mage <Goon Squad> - Orgrimmar
1 player total
Comment: my hearth is down
Bobbo
[G] [Washoww]: anyone here use buffalo?
[G] [Washoww]: does it not have gui?
[G] [Oom]: my people use every part of the buffalo, including the gui
Hodapp Raid Chat
[RL] [Mudhole]: shut the fuck up if you aren't joned, girlparts, hells, ved, or anyone else who matters
Atronian Party
[18:32:53][P] [Iioy]: stupid fucking grandmother put the parental timer on my account because i lied to her about how much i play
Comment: this was during a reg HoL and he had to leave pretty much right when we got to Lokken
Guild
[00:21:54][O] [Toria]: / \
[00:21:54][O] [Toria]: \ /
[00:21:54][O] [Toria]: .-"""-.-`.-.-.<
[00:21:54][O] [Toria]: / _,-\ ()()_/:)
[00:21:54][O] [Toria]: \ / , ` `| HELLSJUDGE RAID:
[00:21:54][O] [Toria]: '-..-| \-.,___, / BEST MONEY SINK
[00:21:54][O] [Toria]: \ `-.__/ / SINCE THE MECHANO-HOG
[00:21:58][O] [Sneep]: ^
Comment: yo lets rip on hellsjudge
chronicula officer
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wovo
[11:31:30] [G] [Wojtek]: filledsock shouldn't you be watching your favorite show right now
[11:32:28] [G] [14:Filledsock]: I don't fucking know but it's really god damn annoying
[11:32:33] [G] [14:Filledsock]: I'm not a fucking brony you faggots
Comment: a bit too much on the defensive i think
Hodapp
[R] [Paulron]: diseasy you lootwhore cock guzzling cock swarming mother fucking piece of shit fuck you
Comment: When loot whores collide!
Hodapp
11:56:36 PM Mudhole: ahhhhhhh i got a temp ban
11:56:46 PM Eli: for what
11:57:02 PM Mudhole: i've been spamming that this guild Money INC is child molesters
11:57:06 PM Mudhole: that's my guess
Comment: Fireside AIM chats with Mudhole.
Sneep Whisper
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: hey buddy u cant report some for swearing they have a fliter so u cant see that or say it so reporting doesnt do anything
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: Yes you can. It's in the ToS that you agree to everytime WoW patches. Maybe you should read it sometime!
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: they have a fliter
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: GMS dont care if u swear
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: Then why have I gotten numerous people suspended for swearing?
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: and i look up ur guy u didnt make the semi finals
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: lawl
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: trust me my friend works 4 blizzard
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: hahahahaahahahahaha
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: u no nothing about wow
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: hahahahaahahahahaha
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: i take it u got out of school and r on summer break becaus u seem like ur 10
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: i'm not the one typing like a 10 year old
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: u act like 1
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: and if a gm tell u to stop swearing bro
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: they dont kick u nub
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: so lawl
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: GG
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: hahahahaahahahahaha
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: do u no what GG means
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: or do i have to spell it out for a noob
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: Grom'Gol?
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: lawl
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: LAWL FIAL
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: no way u say ur as good as u r if u dont no what GG means
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: it means get good
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: LAWL
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: so stfu and stop talking
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: ~*fart*~
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: yep ur ten
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: maybe 11
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: dont tell anyone oksu
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: my goon squad reputation hangs in the balance
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: dont tell any1 ago
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: lawl
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: ur in that guild
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: y would u waste money to be in that guild with scrubs
Comment: REPORTED
Hodapp Guild Chat
[G] [Flagrant]: I specifically asked in guild chat for a DK that knew how to grip sparks and he was the one that responded
[G] [Frostfright]: why use the grip strat that strat sucks ass
[Frostfright]: Level 80 Orc Death Knight <Goon Squad> - Stranglethorn Vale
Krakyn Guild
G:[Kordakz]: yeah but it looked actually improved the pc at the time just hard a really hard time keeping up with that graphical update
Comment: Psyco
Hellsjudge Guild
[G] [90:Toria]: [W From] [Mataharikari]: your guildie wojtek is a real asshole and has wiped our onndasta group 4 times now. I hope you are happy with that kind of behavior in your guild
Comment: mad about dinos
Hodapp Guild Chat
[O] [Rustee]: back in jr. high, hellsjudge had convinced people he was a hacker, and he didn't even own a computer
Comment: Rustee tells all on the history of Goon Squad's most infamous Mexican.
[G] [Andalucia]: rustee seems to be rich enough to buy Coronas all the time
Comment: "Rich enough" to buy Coronas.
Guild
[18:53:46][G] [Bonedogs]: i am literally high as shit on sleeping pill,s the last thing i remember is taking 5 of them and wondering why i wasnt tried but... now..... i am tired.
Comment: dude I'm so high right now
Brocrates
[03:35:42] [W From] [Lysithea]: I don't remember how many of my alts are in the guild already
Dankowski Paladin Class Channel
[Raffiniert]: when wrath comes out can we never bring hatter to anything because goddamn he's retarded
Comment: goddamn
Chocolatecak Guild
[11:28] [G] [Chinasaurus]: I haven't showered in ~25 hours but my hair smells really nice
[11:28] [G] [Chinasaurus]: I can't stop rubbing my hair and smelling my hand
Comment: some faggot being a fag