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#306

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Hedleylamarr Raid Chat

[15:17:42] [R] [80:Iserenityl:2]: hey men , u think i choice to move in lave ? the mobs push me in the fucking lave.. so stop bugging me whit this

Comment: Skyblazer's Sarth 16+0

#2753

+ | - (56.98 / 451)

Krakyn Darkmoon Faire

[Painbow] says: so
[Painbow] says: you're violating the terms of use policy
[Painbow] says: do you want to get suspended or are you going to dismount now?
[Painbow] says: [https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/ingame-and-forum-conduct]
[Painbow] says: You may encounter players that steal resource nodes, lead monsters to new areas, or block access to NPCs or other in-game objects. Our GM team will not intervene in these situations, unless the offending player commits one of the violations listed above.
[Painbow] says: report the guy
[Painbow] says: he's going to get susended
[Painbow] says: AHAHAH that loser tried to stop me?
[Painbow] says: [Darkmoon Ring-Flinger]
[Painbow] says: [Triumphant Turtle Tossing]
W from [Painbow]: dude
W from [Painbow]: you need to stop blocking crap you boring loser
W from [Painbow]: I'll CALL blizzard on the phone if I have to
W from [Painbow]: you think you can do what you want in this game?
[Painbow] says: hey >Krakyn<
[Painbow] says: you're going to get suspended again
[Painbow] says: aren't you?
[Painbow] says: Yeah! You are!
[Painbow] says: You may encounter players that steal resource nodes, lead monsters to new areas, or block access to NPCs or other in-game objects. Our GM team will not intervene in these situations, unless the offending player commits one of the violations listed above.
[Painbow] says: Yeah. It's funny breaking the rules and getting suspended.
[Painbow] says: I just showed you the rules and you think they don't apply to you.
[Painbow] says: That's going to look worse for you when a GM looks at the ticket.

Comment: "Our GM team will not intervene"

#246

+ | - (53.29 / 516)

Hellsjudge Guild

[R] [80:Urglurk:1]: can I get a summon, I am in org and my hearth is down
[80:Urglurk:1]: Level 80 Troll Mage <Goon Squad> - Orgrimmar
1 player total

Comment: my hearth is down

#104

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#206

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Minrad Trade

#382

+ | - (47.49 / 737)

Bobbo

[G] [Washoww]: anyone here use buffalo?
[G] [Washoww]: does it not have gui?
[G] [Oom]: my people use every part of the buffalo, including the gui

#22

+ | - (47.7 / 717)

Hodapp Raid Chat

[RL] [Mudhole]: shut the fuck up if you aren't joned, girlparts, hells, ved, or anyone else who matters

#57

+ | - (49.91 / 571)

Atronian Party

[18:32:53][P] [Iioy]: stupid fucking grandmother put the parental timer on my account because i lied to her about how much i play

Comment: this was during a reg HoL and he had to leave pretty much right when we got to Lokken

#121

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Guild

[00:21:54][O]  [Toria]:        /       \
[00:21:54][O]  [Toria]:        \       /
[00:21:54][O]  [Toria]:   .-"""-.-`.-.-.<   
[00:21:54][O]  [Toria]:  /      _,-\ ()()_/:)
[00:21:54][O]  [Toria]:  \     / ,  `     `|  HELLSJUDGE RAID:
[00:21:54][O]  [Toria]:   '-..-| \-.,___,  /   BEST MONEY SINK
[00:21:54][O]  [Toria]:         \ `-.__/  /   SINCE THE MECHANO-HOG
[00:21:58][O]  [Sneep]: ^

Comment: yo lets rip on hellsjudge

#153

+ | - (53.08 / 439)

chronicula officer

         .-/                              .-.
     _.-~ /   _   _  _  __  _  __  _____  | ~-._
     \:/  -~|| | | || \/  || \/  ||  __ \:| .\:/
      /     || |_| ||     ||     ||     <:|   \
     / /\/| ||_____||/\/|_||/\/\_||_|-|_|:|_|\ \
    / /:::|.:\::::\:\:\:|:||:||::|:|:/:/::/.|:\ \
   / /:::/ \::\::::\|\:\|:/|:||::/:|/:/:\/::|::\ \
  /  .::\   \-~~~~~~~ ~~~~  ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~/\/:.. \
 /..:::::\                                 /:::::..\
/::::::::-                                 -::::::::\
\:::::-~                                     ~-:::::/
 \::-~                                          ~-::/

#1957

+ | - (54.5 / 389)

wovo

[11:31:30] [G] [Wojtek]: filledsock shouldn't you be watching your favorite show right now
[11:32:28] [G] [14:Filledsock]: I don't fucking know but it's really god damn annoying
[11:32:33] [G] [14:Filledsock]: I'm not a fucking brony you faggots

Comment: a bit too much on the defensive i think

#59

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Atronian Guild

[17:57:39][G] [Amous]: what level do I need for the level 60 mount

#11

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Hodapp

[R] [Paulron]: diseasy you lootwhore cock guzzling cock swarming mother fucking piece of shit fuck you

Comment: When loot whores collide!

#28

+ | - (49.25 / 534)

Hodapp

11:56:36 PM Mudhole: ahhhhhhh i got a temp ban
11:56:46 PM Eli: for what
11:57:02 PM Mudhole: i've been spamming that this guild Money INC is child molesters
11:57:06 PM Mudhole: that's my guess

Comment: Fireside AIM chats with Mudhole.

#428

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Sneep Whisper

[W:From] [Isangomaa]: hey buddy u cant report some for swearing they have a fliter so u cant see that or say it so reporting doesnt do anything
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: Yes you can. It's in the ToS that you agree to everytime WoW patches. Maybe you should read it sometime!
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: they have a fliter
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: GMS dont care if u swear
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: Then why have I gotten numerous people suspended for swearing?
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: and i look up ur guy u didnt make the semi finals
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: lawl
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: trust me my friend works 4 blizzard
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: hahahahaahahahahaha
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: u no nothing about wow
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: hahahahaahahahahaha
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: i take it u got out of school and r on summer break becaus u seem like ur 10
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: i'm not the one typing like a 10 year old
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: u act like 1
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: and if a gm tell u to stop swearing bro
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: they dont kick u nub
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: so lawl
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: GG
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: hahahahaahahahahaha
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: do u no what GG means
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: or do i have to spell it out for a noob
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: Grom'Gol?
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: lawl
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: LAWL FIAL
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: no way u say ur as good as u r if u dont no what GG means
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: it means get good
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: LAWL
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: so stfu and stop talking
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: ~*fart*~
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: yep ur ten
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: maybe 11
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: dont tell anyone oksu
[W:To] [Isangomaa]: my goon squad reputation hangs in the balance
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: dont tell any1 ago
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: lawl
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: ur in that guild
[W:From] [Isangomaa]: y would u waste money to be in that guild with scrubs

Comment: REPORTED

#9

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Hodapp Guild Chat

[G] [Flagrant]: I specifically asked in guild chat for a DK that knew how to grip sparks and he was the one that responded
[G] [Frostfright]: why use the grip strat that strat sucks ass
[Frostfright]: Level 80 Orc Death Knight <Goon Squad> - Stranglethorn Vale

#2741

+ | - (51.71 / 410)

Krakyn Guild

G:[Kordakz]: yeah but it looked actually improved the pc at the time just hard a really hard time keeping up with that graphical update

Comment: Psyco

#2109

+ | - (53.69 / 352)

Hellsjudge Guild

[G] [90:Toria]: [W From] [Mataharikari]: your guildie wojtek is a real asshole and has wiped our onndasta group 4 times now. I hope you are happy with that kind of behavior in your guild

Comment: mad about dinos

#23

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Hodapp Guild Chat

[O] [Rustee]: back in jr. high, hellsjudge had convinced people he was a hacker, and he didn't even own a computer

Comment: Rustee tells all on the history of Goon Squad's most infamous Mexican.

#52

+ | - (48.9 / 499)

[G] [Andalucia]: rustee seems to be rich enough to buy Coronas all the time

Comment: "Rich enough" to buy Coronas.

#176

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Guild

[18:53:46][G] [Bonedogs]: i am literally high as shit on sleeping pill,s the last thing i remember is taking 5 of them and wondering why i wasnt tried but... now..... i am tired.

Comment: dude I'm so high right now

#15

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Hodapp Guild Chat

[O] [Gimpstress]: yo hellsjudge tank this maylgos 25

#94

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Brocrates

[03:35:42] [W From] [Lysithea]: I don't remember how many of my alts are in the guild already

#134

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Dankowski Paladin Class Channel

[Raffiniert]: when wrath comes out can we never bring hatter to anything because goddamn he's retarded

Comment: goddamn

#298

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Chocolatecak Guild

[11:28] [G] [Chinasaurus]: I haven't showered in ~25 hours but my hair smells really nice
[11:28] [G] [Chinasaurus]: I can't stop rubbing my hair and smelling my hand

Comment: some faggot being a fag

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