Florists work for peonies.
Mozart thought he was God. Whenever someone asked his name, he said “I am a deus.”
Bathhouse bordellos are no longer illegal. Ho sauna in the highest!
Nuts that help men get women: macadamia.
The mobster had a piano dropped on his head. That’s what happens with organized crime.
Childbirth is a broodal experience.
Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.
Perverted handwriting, aka caligulagraphy.
Why is the crime rate on Canada’s East Coast so high?
Because the thieves never get cod!
A good dancer goes to Heaven. Got his rhythm to the end.