Southall 1 - 0 Tanners

The next time a manager wins Manager of the Month we should just send it straight back.  Thanks, but no thanks; as we lose against a side that offered little today.

The conditions were as bad as I thought.  Windy wind and a bouncy pitch.  That said, we took the game to the home side and it looked like we took the lead when a goal line clearance looked suspiciously over the line (at the time... less so when we looked on an iphone-filmed replay.

Ibz then forced a fingertip save, which went on to hit the pot.  Two great chances but no goal as we went into half time.

Second half and things soon started to go south.  Puma, who had just been booked, launched into a ridiculous challenge and fouled his man.  It could not have happened in a worse place on the pitch, being near the Southall dugout.  Out came the second yellow and we were down to 10.

The game was quite stale at this point, so we hoped for a draw (which with Marlow losing, was a bonus)... but this hope came to an end when Suthall broke down the left and crossed to allow an easy tap in.  Our players appeared to be upset that a foul off the ball went unnoticed.

The ref went on to frustrate us by doing things that only he knows why... like playing on after a bad challenge when there was no advantage and then suggesting our players wanted advantage (when they didn't) so not going back for a free kick or even giving a yellow card.

This frustration boiled over on the final whistle when a scuffle broke out.  The ref awarded a post match yellow to a Southall player.

Marlow would have been total limbs, as they came from 4-1 down to win 5-4.  No games for us for a couple of weeks to lck our wounds though...

Travelling Tanners

Leatherhead make their second trip to Southall, having played there in the FA Sodding Trophy, for this crucial fixture.

On the one hand, we are the most in-form team in the league.  On the other, we are playing on a tricky 3G surface with strong winds and with the curse of just being awarded Manager of the Month.

Kick off at pm.  Directions can be found here.  See you there!

It’s off

Dry your salty tears, league officials. It's off. No game tonight, away at Badshot Lea. Spare them a thought though, with 9 games (including one cup) game left to play.

Corinthian-Casuals 2 - 3 Tanners

A strangely spirited and incredibly tall Corinthian Casuals side made this a much more exciting game than anyone had expected. The Fiel Londres were there in numbers to create a good atmosphere and make up for those sob o polegar da esposa.

Tanners attempted to start the game in our usual way by passing the ball around gently amongst ourselves but it soon became clear that Casuals weren't in the mood to watch and admire.

After 13 minutes a long range effort gave Casuals the lead soon followed by Amadou limping off the park. Fortunately we had an able deputy on the bench in the form of Harvey Keogh but he was unable to prevent Casuals making it 2-0 after 38 minutes. 

We normally try and pass the ball into the net but strangely today we supplied the tallest team in the league with a barrage of crosses. After a ugly goalmouth scramble we bundled a goal back from Ollie just before half time. 

In the second half we started to move the ball more quickly and Ollie equalised with another bundled goal on 53'. There was more than half an hour left to get the winner and the lumbering Casuals defenders started to tire and feign injury. The referee grew agitated with the huge Casuals players rolling on the floor disrupting play and awarded a soft penalty as a punishment. 

The Casuals manager disagreed with the decision and got sent off. If his team had showed this much passion in previous games they might have more than 15 points. Ghus Sow calmly slotted the penalty away on 87' to limbs. There was a cast iron penalty just a few minutes later but a rattled referee waved it away wishing he had found a different hobby. 

After an intransigent jobsworth league decision we have to play again on Thursday evening but it will be Marlow choking on their overpriced Michelin star burgers tonight as we open up a 3 point gap.

Travelling Tanners

It has been a long season for Corinthian-Casuals, this year.  Just 15 points to their name and 4-1 beating by Marlow on Saturday... but Leatherhead be warned... the bogey ground klaxon sounds today.

The league handed us Corinthian-Casuals as our festive opponent and we won 1-0 in the reverse fixture on Boxing Day.

Kick off at 3pm.  Directions can be found here.  Good luck fellas.

Tanners 5 - 1 South Park

I got this one completely wrong.  I have been disappointed by South Park too many times and feared a draw, and an early calamity did little to ease my fears.  A hopeful ball was met by our 'keeper but a cruel bounce deceived him and allowed an easy tap in for our guests.

Our response was swift and decisive.  First Ibz; unplayable today; used his strength to hold off a defender and create a one on one chance which he slotted under the 'keeper.

The South Park 'keeper then made it 1-1 on massive errors when he saved a shot from Atewologun but then only managed to push it into his own net.  2-1.

Taking an early lead can sometime mean we start to play sideways, but we were far from being done.  The next goal was not only the best of the game but contender for the season.  

Tyler Cox deceiving the defence with a I'm-going-to-the-corner-flag-oh-no-I'm-not move and then fired in a cross to Ibz.  Ibz let the ball cross his body and then powerfully guided it into the top corner with the outside of his boot.  "GOLAÇO!!!!" said my nephew, when I sent him the footage.  3-1.

Ibz then pounced on a spilled save to make it 4-1 to get his hattrick and we even had a goal ruled out for offside in the last few minutes.

Again I was wrong.  I predicted the 4-1 scoreline would stay the same but the downtrodden South Park defence gave Trevan too much space on the edge of the box and his low shot beat the 'keeper and into the bottom corner.

A performance so stunning I didn't feel the need to embellish it with Easter Egg puns; and the fact my wife forgot to buy me one is entirely coincidental.

Off to Corinthian Casuals on Monday then...

South Park are coming

A rare glimpse of the sun, this morning, gives hope that the first of four games will be played today and this Easter fixture sees seventh place South Park come to the Grove.

The league has mandated we must play Badshot Lea on Thursday (although the weather may have the last word on that), so we are going to have a busy week.

Our guests are unbeaten in their last four games while we go into the game top of the form league... but this is a bogey team...

Kick off at 3pm.  See you there!

It’s off

Put the klaxon away. Heavy rain has ruined our evening.

Travelling Tanners

The sound of the New Ground Klaxon is itself a joyous thing, but the true joy comes from moving up to second place but first we must overcome another slippery banana skin of Badshot Lea.

Badshot Lea, who have back to back 3-1 wins, sit in 11th place.  With Marlow not in action tonight, a draw or better would see us climb to second.

Kick off at 7.45pm.  Directions can be found here.  See you there!

Tanners 2 - 0 Binfield

Binfield came into the game having conceded 96 goals, so with a 3 goal a game average we could either get a hatful or score early and struggle to find the back of the again... and for a large part of the game it looked like it was the latter.

For the opening 10 minutes it was clear who was chasing promotion and who was staring down the barrel of relegation.  Leatherhead were pulling them apart and could have scored two or three before our goal eventually came.

Trevan was set free down the right and sent a low cross into Ibz, who slotted his shot under the polite and friendly 'keeper.

Then a combination of missed chances and easing off the pressure took us into halftime 1-0.

As the second half wore on we slowly built up the pressure again and on 72 minutes we got the goal that made the three points feel a lot safer.  

A ball was spread out wide to Tyley Cox and with the ball falling slightly behind him he flicked back his right foot and sent the ball perfectly over his head and into his path to run onto.  His cross found Masikini who finished into the far corner.  

A third goal could have been added just moments later which made me think a thrashing was coming but suddenly the plucky visitors rallied and could have grabbed one back but the spectacular volley went just over.

Onto Tuesday then and the NEW GROUND KLAXON sounds for the trip to Badshot Lea...